Once upon a time their was a very bald man he was a teacher he taught 5th class his name was Mr Brussel sprout. One day you was teaching the class Irish suddly he heard a sound.He told Jimmy to shut the front door .Then he listened. Now he knew were was coming from.It was coming from the toilet. He ran to the toilet stall it was coming from I wonder what is behind the door he said to himself.He opened the door and saw the biggest poo he had ever seen.It was humongous.That was his last year of his teaching career. He was never the same.