The farting fosil

One day an old man found a fosil. He pick it up and then it farted SO LOUD it noked his hearinads. Quickly  the old man ran to the museum but the fosil farted and noked the old man down. Then a walking under pants. Then the under pants went on a rampage BANG THE FOSIL FARTED and then a car crashed. Then i saw a darth vader walked out of the car and said I WILL KILL YOU ALL. The fosil farted and send us all to space. I saw a nappy floting around the fosil farted and killed US ALL