Wk 18 the plastic army from china

once there was an army of soldiers made of plastic that invaded Sydney,Australia. They thought that they were the ancient clay army of China but they weren’t because they were plastic copies made in a Chinese workshop. “We are the Chinese clay soldiers of emperor billybob biscuits.” bellowed general blue as the army gathered to attack Sydney opera house. “No”said bogus hillybib.”you are plastic.” This made admiral red angry and he tickled bogus. “Now”commanded commander yellow “attack!” And they ran to the opera house to destroy it. There admiral red went to break a mirror but saw the “PLASTIC PARTS MADE IN CHINA” mark “oh” sighed admiral red and with that they went home.


The baggete-ageddon wk2

Once there was a man dave who always wanted to be a chef but sucked at cooking. He had a reastraunt called   Baggeti spaggeti. One day all the teachers and alligators climbed on the mauve tables which was tricky for said alligators as no alligator could climb like any teacher could.They started to complain about the bad food so dave came out holding a baggete and began to beat people with the baggete to death and tie them up with spaghetti. Then he put alligator burgers on the special menu and pulled the alligators into the kitchen. Then threw the people outside.