Week 3 Hairline man

Once there was a man named Boris.Do you know the superhero called Superman,of course you do.He’s like him but has one more power blinding people with his bald patch.His job was teaching junior infants . During class he got a news flash.”Breaking news ,there is a robery in progress,WHERE ARE YOU HAIRLINE MAN,”the news reporter shouted.Boris said to his class”I’ll be back in a minute,” So he ran to the loo and started to comb his hair.But it seemed to be going backwards.But he didn’t care so he went of and he died.Sadly not many people came r.i.p Boris. The End

Week 2 Mr Boriss journey

Once there was a teacher named Mr Boris.It was another normal day in school until there was a knock on the door.Come in said Mr Boris.In came the creature.It was an alligator,he had mauve coloured scales and a scary grin.Who should I take to my dinner said the alligator.Then the dumbest person in the class called Doris shouted Pick me,pick me. OK,come with then.Then Mr Boris thought to himself, This is a ticky situation .So,Mr Boris followed them. Finally he got to the alligators home. When Mr Boris walked in he heard the alligator talking. CLIMB UP THERE FOR THE ONEHUNDRED TIME he shouted. So Doris climed up there.Then Mr Boris threw a pair of under pants at the alligator. For some reason he died. So they all lived hapily ever aftet r.i.p Doris