Back in the 1800, an amiable prince called Prince Charles told 3 audacious vigorous men called Francis,James & Strongbow to go to a lofty tower where a princess lived and she was guarded by a atrocious dragon.
They got to the tower then they defeated the dragon without putting a finger on her.
After that, the men ran up the tower as briskly as the could then they saw a door. James,Strongbow & Francis opened the door and saw a grisly non-kissable princess. The Men said “You’re blinding my eyes. I think you want to kill me” in a doleful voice.
At the end, the princess’s ugliness killed them. Nowdays there’s a terribly-drawn statue of the 3 men in Waterford,Ireland. IT’S NOT TRUE !!!